Marveling at the absolute stupidity permeating this little corner of the blogosphere, we once again contemplated on the shallow inferiority of the average Sri Lankan blogger's mind. We have NEWS for you slaves, the post 'Soixante Neuf - The Truth' was TAKEN OFF! so stop clicking the link, it's over. Please visit Pettah and buy a porn magazine for 80 'bucks' and jerk off in the privacy of your bed sheet and spare us the jizz we beg you.
In the meanwhile we are as usual , compelled to read some ridiculous feats of 'writing' in the otherwise sedated dome of bloggers dispersing random spurts of word vomit after drunken nights of intellectual abandon. By this we mean long and harsh periods of abandoning their intellect, in case you need it spelled out.
There was also an absolutely useless debate on the pros and cons of 'Booze' and 'Fags' the latter term we believe being a slang term for a cigarette and not an expletive used to describe a homosexual, like him. A rather shocking site wavering on borderline pedophilia to be also found here. We are surprised that there are no laws banning sites such as these.
The maharajah is shocked at the state of depression that is permeating the already pitiful aura in circlulation here. We hope that the cheer of the dawning new year will be celebrated in quiet meditation of past mistakes and weaknesses of self will be accepted in the aromatic haze of a scented candle. This adivce to you. My misguided subject. All praise to the Maharajah!
We are also discovering little gems such as this recognizing the superiority of our people as opposed to the inhabitants of this backward island. Maharajahs gratitude! The rest of the site in question though, seems to expell an odour akin to that of the sewers of Eastern Mumbai.
We have long since been appalled at the deplorable senses of humor that some bloggers possess as well. There is one site in particular that seems to consist entirely of the worst and most worn out jokes since the Serpent pulled that one on Eve about the apple. The writer in question seems to go through an eternal process of recycling the same jokes over and over again in a desperate attempt to convince himself that he is funny. We hereby christen him 'The Grinch who stole Humor'.
There is however, one site that impresses us in its repeated and successful attempts at captivating a readers mind. The writer seems to be able to capture and attach a certain romanticism to otherwise mundane and boring events that peasants in this rather unfortunate excuse for a country have to go through every day. So deserving our approval of his weblog here.
The low amount of material in this post is testament to the amount of worthless writing taking place. Please correct this to please the Maharajah!
Until we speak again
The Maharajah Has Spoken
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Reverse Kalu Sudda - Oh How you people captivate us!
From dawn to dusk the past couple of days we have been busy reading the creative work of some of the best bloggers in town, their creations have truly provoked us deep into thought.....
How on earth could there be so many people with the intellectual capacity of a retarded baby goat we wonder? the answer eludes us though the blogsphere seems to be in NO short supply of high quality mutton,
Most were boring, some bordered the height of stupidity & in between there were a few that were just too demented for the Maharajah not to comment, a few brave posted the Maharajah's comments, others were too afraid to face the wrath of logical reasoning of the great Maharajah.
''The facts of life'' by shades of Jade reminded us once more why Sri Lanka is stuck as a third world country complaining of everything under the blooming sun, She was so successful in redefining ''negativity'' that if there was a category for the said ''negativity'' for a nobel prize, she would have won it in a canter. Maharajah's Gratitude!
Once upon a time by ''thoughts of a Pessimist'' says it all!
This was surprisingly well written! we highly recommend this post for reading for the likes of those who chose to read up on sex scandals, instead of wasting your time on petty human issues & controversies which add to the amount of mutton in your heads. Maharajah's Gratitude!
Tainted by ''eyeliner and I'' made a daring attempt to break all copyright laws known to this country by shamelessly plagiarizing his/her way into the blogsphere, Please follow this blog for an exciting sequel named ''Oops i did it again''. Maharajah's gratitude!
Pic of the Year - Abercrombie Models (eerr... not ... by ''My Prerogative'' showed us that Gay rights movements, activists etc. are gaining confidence in Sri Lanka and is definitely on an upward trend. Though by the fact that it's on Kottu's popular posts for today shows us that there are more narrow minded bloggers out there than initially expected! Maharajah's Gratitude!
Those men…. Oh so hot! by ''Lady Divine'' epitomized narrow mindedness and more so shallowness. It's the same desperation that probably caused most people to check out ''my prerogative's'' post. Lady divine was too afraid to post comments made by the Maharajah which automatically qualified her to be mentioned on the exciting first post of ''Reverse Kalu sudda'',
Bloggers please make note of this automatic qualification process! Maharajah's Gratitude!
Secret Santa Part 3 - Leaving clues.. by "Middle Child'' was refreshing to read, at least Middle Child has managed to find some petty inspiration in yet another silly office event. One wonders what she might post after Christmas?? given that she has already reached part5!!
The sinhalese new year will be exciting for Middle Child with a 10 part series called ''Pol geme tharagaya'' a truly entertaining series of posts on coconuts, women & office events. Maharajah's Gratitude!
solutions from machines from ''The Whacksters lair'' tells a story of how bad he is at getting laid, his attempts of understanding women can be categorized with those of OJ simpson, Brutal. Dee Cee's defense of The Whackster lead the Maharajah to believe that Blog Chemistry may have evolved between the two. Hmmm... Maharajah's gratitude!
For tonight the Maharajah has spoken!
Only the ''thoughts of a pessimist'' it seems is worthy of any sort of recommendation and has been hereby upgraded for a ''read'' recommendation. Whilst all the other clowns have been downgraded accordingly.
How on earth could there be so many people with the intellectual capacity of a retarded baby goat we wonder? the answer eludes us though the blogsphere seems to be in NO short supply of high quality mutton,
Most were boring, some bordered the height of stupidity & in between there were a few that were just too demented for the Maharajah not to comment, a few brave posted the Maharajah's comments, others were too afraid to face the wrath of logical reasoning of the great Maharajah.
''The facts of life'' by shades of Jade reminded us once more why Sri Lanka is stuck as a third world country complaining of everything under the blooming sun, She was so successful in redefining ''negativity'' that if there was a category for the said ''negativity'' for a nobel prize, she would have won it in a canter. Maharajah's Gratitude!
Once upon a time by ''thoughts of a Pessimist'' says it all!
This was surprisingly well written! we highly recommend this post for reading for the likes of those who chose to read up on sex scandals, instead of wasting your time on petty human issues & controversies which add to the amount of mutton in your heads. Maharajah's Gratitude!
Tainted by ''eyeliner and I'' made a daring attempt to break all copyright laws known to this country by shamelessly plagiarizing his/her way into the blogsphere, Please follow this blog for an exciting sequel named ''Oops i did it again''. Maharajah's gratitude!
Pic of the Year - Abercrombie Models (eerr... not ... by ''My Prerogative'' showed us that Gay rights movements, activists etc. are gaining confidence in Sri Lanka and is definitely on an upward trend. Though by the fact that it's on Kottu's popular posts for today shows us that there are more narrow minded bloggers out there than initially expected! Maharajah's Gratitude!
Those men…. Oh so hot! by ''Lady Divine'' epitomized narrow mindedness and more so shallowness. It's the same desperation that probably caused most people to check out ''my prerogative's'' post. Lady divine was too afraid to post comments made by the Maharajah which automatically qualified her to be mentioned on the exciting first post of ''Reverse Kalu sudda'',
Bloggers please make note of this automatic qualification process! Maharajah's Gratitude!
Secret Santa Part 3 - Leaving clues.. by "Middle Child'' was refreshing to read, at least Middle Child has managed to find some petty inspiration in yet another silly office event. One wonders what she might post after Christmas?? given that she has already reached part5!!
The sinhalese new year will be exciting for Middle Child with a 10 part series called ''Pol geme tharagaya'' a truly entertaining series of posts on coconuts, women & office events. Maharajah's Gratitude!
solutions from machines from ''The Whacksters lair'' tells a story of how bad he is at getting laid, his attempts of understanding women can be categorized with those of OJ simpson, Brutal. Dee Cee's defense of The Whackster lead the Maharajah to believe that Blog Chemistry may have evolved between the two. Hmmm... Maharajah's gratitude!
For tonight the Maharajah has spoken!
Only the ''thoughts of a pessimist'' it seems is worthy of any sort of recommendation and has been hereby upgraded for a ''read'' recommendation. Whilst all the other clowns have been downgraded accordingly.
in conclusion
Thank you for all your comments girls and boys. It was entertainment almost in par with the stagehouses of Alhamadrabad reading them. We, however, took it down once we had had enough of it. You people can't get a sniff of sex and/or controversy, you are all over the place. righteous fools. there are much more valuable posts out there on your aggregator. 90 hits in one day, supplementary post, Filthy comments. Don't you have anything better to read?
NOW we are laughing our turban off.
until next time
The Maharajah has spoken.
Monday, December 22, 2008
Namaste
The snows of India have melted long ago and the Rathri has taken over the Northern reaches once so bathed in the glory of Light. Our kingdom has dissipated, yet we survive. A phantom of our former self
nay!
a vision.
An illusion.
Ok that's enough of that. We are the Maharajah of Bad. and we will now show you what being bad is all about.
Death and destruction! the sword will conquer all!
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