More Captivation!

Marveling at the absolute stupidity permeating this little corner of the blogosphere, we once again contemplated on the shallow inferiority of the average Sri Lankan blogger's mind. We have NEWS for you slaves, the post 'Soixante Neuf - The Truth' was TAKEN OFF! so stop clicking the link, it's over. Please visit Pettah and buy a porn magazine for 80 'bucks' and jerk off in the privacy of your bed sheet and spare us the jizz we beg you.

In the meanwhile we are as usual , compelled to read some ridiculous feats of 'writing' in the otherwise sedated dome of bloggers dispersing random spurts of word vomit after drunken nights of intellectual abandon. By this we mean long and harsh periods of abandoning their intellect, in case you need it spelled out.

There was also an absolutely useless debate on the pros and cons of 'Booze' and 'Fags' the latter term we believe being a slang term for a cigarette and not an expletive used to describe a homosexual, like him. A rather shocking site wavering on borderline pedophilia to be also found here. We are surprised that there are no laws banning sites such as these.

The maharajah is shocked at the state of depression that is permeating the already pitiful aura in circlulation here. We hope that the cheer of the dawning new year will be celebrated in quiet meditation of past mistakes and weaknesses of self will be accepted in the aromatic haze of a scented candle. This adivce to you. My misguided subject. All praise to the Maharajah!

We are also discovering little gems such as this recognizing the superiority of our people as opposed to the inhabitants of this backward island. Maharajahs gratitude! The rest of the site in question though, seems to expell an odour akin to that of the sewers of Eastern Mumbai.

We have long since been appalled at the deplorable senses of humor that some bloggers possess as well. There is one site in particular that seems to consist entirely of the worst and most worn out jokes since the Serpent pulled that one on Eve about the apple. The writer in question seems to go through an eternal process of recycling the same jokes over and over again in a desperate attempt to convince himself that he is funny. We hereby christen him 'The Grinch who stole Humor'.

There is however, one site that impresses us in its repeated and successful attempts at captivating a readers mind. The writer seems to be able to capture and attach a certain romanticism to otherwise mundane and boring events that peasants in this rather unfortunate excuse for a country have to go through every day. So deserving our approval of his weblog here.

The low amount of material in this post is testament to the amount of worthless writing taking place. Please correct this to please the Maharajah!

Until we speak again
The Maharajah Has Spoken