The Comeback They Wanted

We are not usually disposed to spend time in idle chit chat. But it is not as if we are not partial to the occasional indulgence in sporting recreation. Back in the days of the kingdom, when our elephants were still alive, taming them and going to war and crushing innocent people and other creatures like women and alcoholics under the terrible weight of the elephant foot was one of our favorite pastimes.

Ah! The nostalgic memories!

But today we talk about a different kind of comeback. we talk about the sport that seems to have infested the part of the flat surface of the world in which we are living in, yes we are talking about cricket and no matter what our opinion about the exiled generations of the most inferior and deranged Indian ever to walk the shores of India (Vijaya) may be, we are forced to admit that we do admire the freak genetic accident that caused the emergence of the spark of brilliance that transpired into the Sri Lankan cricket team.

More specifically, the brilliance that is Ajantha Mendis. All haters take notice! The Mendis Machine of Morbid Bowling Retribution is back.

A mental contradiction is formed though, in that Mendis made a comeback against former inhabitants of our homeland. The Bengalis. The brave tigers of Bengali though, are as yet cubs in the world of cricket. They are as yet to fully extend their claws and make use of their stalking muscles. And one fine day when they do, the fake lions of Serendib will truly find out who the pussy, cats of the region are.

but until then, Mendis is fair entertainment. The Maharajah is not above appreciating talent.
As for the blogosphere, there has been scant activity of interest to the Maharajah.

Sexual innuendo has been overflowing of late. Like in this blog that focuses on advertising as an excuse to mostly display luscious images of semi-naked women. The Maharajah's Gratitude!

This blogger gives an almost honest account of the pretentious propensity found in most blog posts. We think he is a Minion with Attitude. although his desperate nature is highlighted in false statistics published that give a skewed view of the sexual composition of the blogosphere telling us exactly what his subconscious mind is constantly focused on.

One person took our advice and jizzed, in the convenience of his trousers, although It is not clear if an 80 rupee porn magazine was involved. And another blogger relates a fond experience poking a banana while deciding whether to buy it.

There has been nothing enough to spark an intellectual train of thought as of late. We hope that this will soon change.

The minions have been talking about the New Year a lot and The Maharajah feels obligated to wish them all prosperity and luck for the future! May the blessings of the coveted one embrace you!

The Maharajah has spoken.